Unban your Gaia Online account in fifteen seconds or less!

It's time for you to unban your main account and get your Gaia account back with our VERY popular Gaia Unbanner.

I was banned in 2006 but I can consider myself lucky: Gaia Online never bothered to give me a reason.

That's right: one click from one admin and I was banned forever. THREE years of my life - gone. And if you are reading this, chances are you are in the same situation.

Well, this is a good news/bad news situation:

BAD NEWS: Gaia Online will not unban you. Never. Ever. EVER. Trust me, I tried. Cry, threaten, bribesue them if you wish, YOU WILL NOT GET UNBANNED.

Believe me, I tried. I wrote them so many e-mails you could sort them by alphabetical order and get hundreds of e-mails for each letter. I even went as far as pressing charge in a courthouse. Nothing did. I cried, threaten, insulted, begged them - nothing did.

GAIA WILL NOT UNBAN YOU. PERIOD.

Gaia does not unban accounts. Even if you were banned for a completely unfair reason. Even if you were banned because of a server mistake. Gaia Online simply doesn't care. Since Gaia Creation, hundreds of thousands of accounts were banned and barely a few were unbanned.

Well, I said earlier there were some GOOD NEWS. Here it is:

You can get unbanned.

There IS a way.

And it will only cost you $14.99. Read on.

What you are about to discover took me and my team two years to develop. It hacks directly into Gaia Online's Database and unban your account. It's completely undetectable. The MySQL syntax is so complex we had to hire a MySQL expert developer to write the queries.

It required, amongst many other things:

1. Hacking a Gaia Online Administrator - the only class of person that has the power to unban an account. That's right: 5 people in the entire world can unban you, and 3 don't even play Gaia Online anymore. Do you have any idea how hard this is?
2. Hiring a MySQL expert. Considered to be considered "one of the best" in MySQL/PhP integration, Michael (who would rather keep his name private) himself had trouble writing the queries.
3. Spending nearly a year experimenting. As you may know, not every account is banned the same way. It can be a different server, a different program, a different database, a different table, a different row, and much more. How many possibilities does this requires? Answer: a lot.
4. Six months of testing. In case you don't know, we had to work blindfolded. Gaia Online didn't help us and told us (amongst other) the names of the tables we needed. It was mostly guesswork and took MONTHS of work.
5. ... and much, much more...

Introducing Gaia Unbanner - Automatically unban your Gaia Online account.

Unban your Gaia Online account right now.

Gaia Unbanner has been created to make the unban process easy for anyone. It automatically logs on Gaia's server, search for your account and unban it. You have absolutely nothing to do, aside from entering your account name and password.

• SHOCKINGLY EASY, The very first unbanner, called "Automatic Unbanner," had over twenty steps (!) as well as one thousand "sub-cases" to be dealt with individually. It was so complex some people started to give class on how to use it!
• High-rate of sucess. Unbanner can unban most accounts, no matter the date they were banned. It doesn't matter if you were banned in 2008, 2007 or even 2004: the unbanner has a 85%+ chance of working. And if it doesn't work, you can always retry!
• Undetectable. The question we get asked the most is: will I get rebanned by admins once they find out I'm unbanned? Of course, if after you get unbanned, you go ahead and message the moderator who banned ("HAHA IM UNBANNED"), you will be rebanned. But if you keep a low profile for a month or two, there is no way they will know you have been unbanned. Picture it like this: imagine a database with billions of data. How can you know the row #292293 is now "YES" instead of "NO"? They don't!
• EXTREMELY LOW COST!!!! There is one other company selling unban. They will ATTEMPT to unban your account individually for $149.99. For this price, they can guarantee a 55% rate of sucess (not-refundable). For $349.99, they can guarantee a 75% chance of sucess. Our unbanner is only $29,95 $14.95
• Unban any account you want. You aren't limited to you own account, you can easily unban your friends' accounts. Not only will YOU be happy, your friends will be as well.
• Get back your full account, all your items, all your gold, EVERYTHING you had before this ban!

LISTEN: You can get unbanned. And you can get your account back. It's as simple as getting the unbanner. You will get INSTANT delivery, so you can unban your account right now.

Look at the clock. In five minutes, you could get your account back.

I personally guarantee you will get your account unbanned. Isn't it time you get your main account back?

Gaia Unbanner: a player's dream came true.

Every day I receive letters from Gaian only too happy to unban their accounts and get their whole LIVES back (Avatar, items, gold, history, PMs, friends, layouts - and more!). Sometimes, though, I receive from more angry players:

"You have no right to unban accounts! You are allowing demoniac players to come back!!! You are ruining Gaia!!!!"

To this I always reply the same thing: how exactly am I ruining Gaia? In fact, I am probably saving it.

The truth is: most players get banned wrongfully. By providing them a way to get unbanned, we are only making things fair. A legal system where the same laws on Gaia means everyone would be guilty until proven guilty. It's as simple as that.

Gaia doesn't needs a reason to ban you. In fact, they love banning you because they know you'll be back, trying to earn more gold and potentially sending more donations to get back where you were. And then, they'll love to ban you again and see how many times you'll try to rebuild your avatar until you give up. Sad? Yes. That's how Gaia works.

If your account was banned, Gaia Unbanner is the best way to unban it right now. 100% guaranteed to be working.

P.S.: We have spent nearly 2 years to perfect this Unbanner. As of this writing, nearly 1,000 Gaia Accounts have been unbanned. Isn't it your time?

P.P.S: What are you doing reading this? There is only two outcomes if you have a banned account: 1)You unban it 2)You don't unban it. And if you chose 2), I hope you enjoy giving up your entire life and losing everything you have. Think of all the time you lost! We aren't selling a house, we are selling something so simple it can be resumed in one sentence: unban your Gaia Online account right now. Don't be shy, it's 100% undetectable and 100% safe.